Showing posts with label bloating. Show all posts
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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

When Your Boyfriend (or anyone, really) Brings Forth Wind Noisily From The Stomach (Over and Over and Over Again)


Real-World Dilemma
"Why does my boyfriend burp so much,” co-worker G asks with the ever-so-calm demeanor that doesn’t quite mask the sheer annoyance in her voice. Her question came swift and serious over the cubicle screen as though I was hearing confession and nothing was sacred or forbidden or—expected.

I know, I know, by now I should be used to the openness that has blossomed around here. Hey, hold on (not too long—so not good for you) no one said this job was easy or predictable—kind of like the digestive process if you really, really think about it. Anyway, in her confession co-worker G (like her beloved belching beau) didn’t hold back.

I’ve met her beau (let’s call him Triple B) a few times and now picture the baby-faced man in the shower (behind the curtain of course) his guttural air expel-ations harmonizing with the bathroom steam.

“Ah, where’s your loyalty Gastro Girl: Are YOU picturing HER boyfriend in the shower?”


Get those minds out of the toilet folks. Co-worker G specifically described in detail the ritualistic evening arias, baritone loud, permeating her eardrums with the most explosive sound.

As Chaka Khan, says in a most danceable way (if I may add)—dear, dear co-worker G, “I feel for you.” In fact, I think we all do!

Girl, What’s Up With Your Belching Beau?

Although I couldn’t absolve anyone of anything at this point, I did the Gastro Girl thing and put myself in Coworker’s G’s shoes, or was it her slippers?

My mind raced around Triple B’s belching—is it a habit? A serious gastro problem? A cruel and wicked curse? Or simply something that I so want to know more about and darn it, I’m going to flip (for answers) through all the educational materials that cover my desk like overgrown wildflowers (note the image I want you to draw here: quite pretty, colorful and a bit scattered, unorganized organization—you know how those flowers grow.)

Even the Simpsons had fun with belching.

Then I found it—just the explanation needed—all compiled neatly in a blue and white pamphlet from the International Foundation for Functional Gastrointestinal Disorders (IFFGD).

Here’s the Scoop:

First: A little word about the words.

When Triple B belches he is, according to the dictionary, bringing forth wind noisily from the stomach. Did you know that while some of you may use burping and belching interchangeably—the word, burp doesn’t even appear in some dictionaries—but appears to mean, according to the IFFGD, “cause to belch,” as one would burp a baby. Betcha didn’t know that little tidbit, did ya? Me neither!

Bringing Forth Stomach Wind: What’s Normal

Belching after a large meal is a physiologically normal, indeed a necessary venting of air from the stomach. In some countries, nothing says thanks for the great meal like a resounding belch. And, says the IFFGD, belching even has comic associations as with Sir Toby Belch in Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night.


By the way, Co-worker G just informed that she was, “Sir Toby Belch” for a high school play—years later. And given her current situation---how truly apropos.

When You Should Worry About Belching

Some people are plagued by sudden attacks of belching, which is intrusive and embarrassing. IFFGD says these folks are often convinced that the gas or air that is belched comes from the stomach---indicating an underlying gas-producing condition. But folks, that’s rarely the case.

What is it then?

All available evidence points to swallowed air as the source of the stomach gas and the perceived need to “bring it up.” (Source: IFFGD)

And there’s a word for this process of “bringing it up”: Aerophagia

Sure, air swallowing is normal. Did you know that newborns have no gas in their intestines until they take their first breath? Then the air shows up progressively down in the gut. It’s normal for the esophagus to contain some swallowed air. But if you have a disorder called achalasia, where the valve at the lower end of the esophagus (gullet) can’t relax, your stomach contains no gas at all. (Source: IFFGD)

Here's what happens when you swallow air:

1. When you inhale, the pressure in the esophagus (gullet) falls, drawing in air.

2. Deliberate inhalation against a willfully closed windpipe draws even more air into the esophagus. This air can be forced out again as pressure within the esophagus increases with exhalation. (Remember grossing out (or amusing) your family and friends with those “forced” rather baritone burps?—yep, this is how you did it!)

However, this action is beneficial to those who have lost their larynx (voice box) because of cancer: this learnable skill allows these people to generate esophageal speech. I think this is quite interesting! (Source: IFFGD)

Still Not Sure

Co-worker G’s says she isn’t sure what is causing the chronic belching in her beau. A part of her thinks his actions more habitual than anything else. See, she borrowed the IFFGD pamphlet and learned that commonly, aerophagia is an unwanted habit in those who repeatedly burp, sometimes in response to a sense of abdominal bloating (but keep in mind that belching and abdominal bloating often occur independently).

So does Triple B fall into this category? Only a doctor can help determine this.

See my original post and the comments on this post at Revolution Health.

Gastro Girl (aka Jacqueline Gaulin) is Revolution Health's Digestive health center communicty manager and is not a licensed professional in this field. Opinions expressed here are her own and do not necessarily reflect those of Revolution Health. Ask her about anything digestive-health related or just tell her what's on your mind.

Baby Let Me Show You How to Move a Little Somethin' Somethin'


When Tina passed by desk last week she stopped, held her stomach, grimacing in pain.


“I haven’t gone all week,” she grumbled.

“What,” I said trying to hold back my laughter, never sure if folks like her are giving me, Gastro Girl, the run around. I’m not used to people being so open about these sorts of things. While I take my role in the Digestive Health Center rather seriously—some around here can’t believe I’m so into it—well folks, the Digestive System is where all the, umm…where it all happens in the body. And it impacts e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g.

Still some try to mock my serious role. (for those of you who fall into this category—beware. Someday, you’ll have a gastro question, a concern, an issue…where will YOU turn?)

Anyway, back to Tina, who had such a tense look on her face that I knew she wasn’t playing.

“Are you serious,” I asked her.

Now, I will admit I’m kind of flattered by the random comfort folks are feeling around me these days. But all the pressure to restore regularity is—ah— not all fiber-filled fun.

Tina proceeded to ask my advice on the best ways to end her lack-of-movement misery.

Gazing at my hub of Gastro-goodies, she was instantly entranced with the selection of fiber products that co-worker K and her sidekick brought back from Vegas.

Scanning the stuff, Tina looked desperate. I had the goods. At least of sample of some of them anyway. She needed relief. I gave her an overview of my offerings. Just mere seconds passed before she and her sweet-loving self went straight for the cookies.

She took the two-cookie sample pack and promised a report if and when the ever elusive movement occurred.



Tina is not alone in her quest for ongoing smooth moves.

In fact, approximately four and a half million Americans are constipated most or all of the time. And women—you’re more likely to be affected than men. It figures, right? Children and the elderly are also susceptible to frequent constipation.

So what is constipation anyway?

In case you haven’t a clue (lucky, lucky you) constipation is the passage of small amounts of hard, dry stool, usually less than three times a week. People who are constipated may find it difficult and painful to have a bowel movement. Other symptoms of constipation include feeling bloated, uncomfortable and sluggish. Take it from Tina.

“Not being able to go, really impacts my life. I feel sluggish, tired with no energy. I don’t even want to exercise and I eat all the wrong things..like rich and heavy comfort foods, which probably make things worse. In a word, I feel uncomfortable. Like everything I eat just stays in my body.”

To make matters worse, Tina has a public bathroom-phobia.




“I won’t go unless I’m at home and I seriously will hold it all day.”

Yo, Tina, not giving in to your body’s natural urge to eliminate—will only make things worse, which could very well contribute to your chronic constipation, girlfriend.

If you’ve never experienced what Tina lives with most of the time—it’s not a pleasurable state.

Did you know?

Constipation is the most common gastrointestinal complaint in the U.S. Most people treat themselves without seeking medical help instead spending $725 million on over-the-counter laxatives each year.

So what’s normal?

Many people think they are constipated when they are not. There is no correct number of daily or weekly bowel movements. Normal may be three times a day or three times a week depending on the person.

Here's the Bristol Stool Chart, which is the standard way of describing, um, well, Poop. It's helpful when you are trying to describe this to your doctor. Stop laughing. This is serious stuff.


Who suffers?

Almost everyone gets constipated at one time or another. Poor diet and lack of exercise are usually the cause. In most cases, constipation is temporary and not serious. How can you prevent constipation? Increasing fiber in the diet, drinking more liquids and exercising regularly alleviates most cases of constipation. Tina, are you paying attention?

Ok. In case you're wondering how Tina’s experiment with a couple of cinnamon cookies, went…or rather if Tina went…

Here’s her play-by-play:(no, kids, it's not graphic)

Friday, October 13, 2006 2 p.m.


What she did: Took two Metamucil fiber wafers

What she thought: “Tastes like cinnamon graham crackers—the package said take two and luckily I only had that 2-wafer sample pack or I could have eaten more. I know I need to be careful because these are also laxatives."

Chased with: Lots of water and a ½ cup of coffee

Gastric Rumbling Meter:


Friday: No rumblings down below. Stomach calm. “In fact, my stomach felt calm for the entire afternoon…noticed no difference.”

Saturday morning: Tina said she felt the earth move deep within around 7 a.m.

“The rumblings were in my stomach, my lower intestines. My butt tickled, you know the signs your body gives you when its time.”

Shortly thereafter…

"I felt lighter—not sluggish,” said Tina. “I had more energy towards end of day.


And girlfriend said she was blessed three more times in the next four days. You go girl!


Would she gooble those gastro cookies again?

"You betcha," she said.

Not so fast Tina, dear.

Laxatives can be used and abused. And once you fall into that ever-addictive cycle, where your body depends on a laxative to go—it’s hard to break and not-so-good for you overall health.

Check out these reads for more info.

Constipation

Use Laxatives With Caution

What Tina Tried


Gastro Girl (aka Jacqueline Gaulin) is Revolution Health's Digestive health center community manager and is not a licensed professional in this field. Opinions expressed here are her own and do not necessarily reflect those of Revolution Health. Ask her about anything digestive-health related or just tell her what's on your mind.